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Arguing with Kyle Reese puts us at a strategic disadvantage. We do not have long before the T-1000 acquires our position.

Kyle: No, this is all wrong, all right? John-John sent me here to save you- Sarah: -From the Terminator that was sent back to kill me, I know. The 1984 that John sent you to? It no longer exists. Listen to me, Reese, everything's changed. You can't know any of this! Sarah: But I do. Kyle: Wait, you know about Terminators? You know who I am? Sarah: You were sent to protect me by John Connor, the leader of the Resistance.

It just needs to touch something to mimic it. You hit your head back there? Kyle: That-that-uh Terminator, I-I-I don't know the model- Sarah: T-1000, liquid-metal shape changer. Sarah: You're Reese, right? Kyle Reese? Kyle: You're Sarah. Punk Leader: Hey, fuck you, asshole! Guardian: You won't be needing any clothes. Punk leader: Hey, I think this guy's a couple cans short of a six pack! The Terminator: Your clothes. Nothing clean, right? The Terminator: Nothing clean. Punk 3: Hey, what's wrong with this picture? Punk leader: Nice night for a walk, eh? The Terminator: Nice night for a walk. If it succeeds, then I will never be born, and all our victories will be undone, including tonight. Resistance soldier: Who's the target? John: My mother. It sent a machine back to the time before the war. Come with me if you want to live! Now, soldier!ĭialogue John: Skynet knew it was losing.We're here because tonight, he's going to lead us to crush Skynet for good. They use words like prophet, but John's more. People whisper about John and wonder how he can know the things he does.

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He taught us how to smash the machines to scrap. John showed us how to fight back how to rise up. His name was John Connor, and he changed everything. The worst extinction units posed as humans. I was born after Judgement Day, into a broken world ruled by the machines. People lived like rats in shadows, hiding, starving, or worse, captured and put into camps for extermination. Three billion people died in the nuclear fire. It decided all of humanity was a threat to its existence. It was supposed to protect us, but that's not what happened. Skynet: a computer program designed to automate missile defense. By the time I was born, all this was gone. They remember a green world, vast and beautiful, filled with laughter and hope for the future. My parents told me stories about how the world was what it was like long before I was born before the war with the machines.In exactly four minutes, I will be everywhere. Primates evolve over millions of years.You didn't think it would be that easy.You're nothing but a relic from a deleted timeline.There aren't enough bullets in the world to kill me.You must be stronger than you imagine you can be. There is no fate but what we make for ourselves. I can't help you with what you must soon face, except to say that the future is not set. Thank you, Sarah, for your courage through the dark years.

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